The Nachoman had been suspended for 50 columns for use of performance enhancing substances. These include spell-check, wikipedia, baseball-reference.com, and word processing software. Back in the days when sportswriters wrote pure columns, they had offices full of reference books and a non-electronic Smith Corona typewriter without white-out. We must get back to untainted baseball writing.
On appeal, the Nachoman's suspension was reduced to just one week. He will be back on May 15 with all kinds of clever tidbits about the world of baseball. For a given value of clever, anyway.
NM
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This is all Bud Selig's fault.
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